sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD

via: humangousuniverse / source: sexuallyactivegrandma 2 minutes ago with 143,354 notes

thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

via: humangousuniverse / source: weheartit.com 1 hour ago with 22,088 notes

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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via: humangousuniverse / source: liamfx 3 hours ago with 558,492 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

via: saintbobrovsky / source: nico-diangelcakes 6 hours ago with 90,709 notes
via: party-all-nighter / source: fnl-forever 6 hours ago with 1,022 notes

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

via: party-all-nighter / source: fstw 6 hours ago with 154,498 notes

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

via: no-light-no-dark / source: kyle-zoe-madison 6 hours ago with 82,332 notes
via: wandkeepers / source: cameronbaum 6 hours ago with 58,422 notes

psyducked:

stickerstar:

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help I’m being seduced

via: adrians / source: stickerstar 6 hours ago with 23,284 notes

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

via: drunkenkeith / source: the-burrito 6 hours ago with 194,383 notes

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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via: 10knotes / source: thesassycat 6 hours ago with 857,332 notes

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

via: goodjeans / source: nosdrinker 6 hours ago with 116,640 notes
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