|via: the-absolute-best-posts / source: daydreamdarcy||1 hour ago with 64,828 notes|
what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u
i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that
|via: two-kids-stupid-and-fearless / source: brokendildo||2 hours ago with 94,895 notes|
|via: two-kids-stupid-and-fearless / source: effstonem-||4 hours ago with 3,127 notes|
- me: looks at pet sleeping
- pet: breathes
- me: oh thank god i thought you died
|via: theonqreyjoy / source: eleanorcaldah||9 hours ago with 349,844 notes|
|via: celestialy / source: methnazi||13 hours ago with 26,211 notes|
do you ever fangirl so hard that you just
alone. in your room.
|via: i-hunt-killers / source: zombieque||15 hours ago with 266,381 notes|
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
|via: drunkenkeith / source: obi-quiet||18 hours ago with 264,569 notes|