hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

via: dylanspraybooty / source: iamnevertheone 1 hour ago with 17,860 notes

ourposeandsavior:

Singing “I love Scott McCall” to the tune of I Love Rock n Roll

via: dylanspraybooty / source: biscottmccall 1 hour ago with 3,448 notes
"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart." - This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via revoult)
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tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

via: dylanspraybooty / source: kanyes-wife 5 hours ago with 183,825 notes
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kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

via: drunkenkeith / source: cyanblur 10 hours ago with 145,287 notes
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