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When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

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c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

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Anonymous: What is your ultimate fantasy?

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

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bibliophilicwitch:

madselfiegame:

thecertifiedfangirl:

acontemplativedrunk:

ameliacgormley:

chinese-shibe-artist:

professorcheesums:

holyfandombatman:

twerkin-fo-jesus:

pokemoncards:

connivingwitch:

beyoncespregnantstomach:

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit


I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

YES

The explanation was very important to me

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alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

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[We were kind of hoping to see you strut out on the Jimmy Choo catwalk…] I’d be so bad at it! The models were all about three foot taller than me. It would look like they’d let a child on by accident. (x)

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ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

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piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

image

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